150 years

Hey! It's 150 years since the Slaveholder's Revolt was quelled. Good. From the sphinx in Mt Auburn Cemetary:

AMERIC CONSERVATA,
AFRICAN LIBERATA,
POPULO MAGNO ASURGENTE,
HEROUM SANGUINE FUSO.

Welcome to the Internet of Things (that are going to fuck you up)

The details aren't on the official site yet, but CVE-2015-2247 will be the very first CVE assigned to ... a skateboard. Here's a Register article about the exploit.

Welcome to the future.