PUT NATASHA LYONNE IN A TRENCHCOAT YOU COWARDS

[rmd]

I watched an episode of Columbo last night and now, more than ever, I want to see a reboot of the show that is faithful to the style of the original in all ways except the lead role should be played by Natasha Lyonne. I want to see her lift her hand to the side of her head and say "just one thing". I want to see her holding a mellow basset hound in her arms and explaining that the dog doesn't do much and doesn't come when called so they just call him "Dog" and then explain to the dog that she'll be back in a couple of minutes.