i was spooning rice from my rice cooker into a pan where i was cooking chicken and onions and garlic and i slipped and spilled rice on me (ouch) and the floor as well as into the pan.
One time, I was removing a sheet of cookies from the oven and the pan started to slip so I quickly! put my arm in the way and had a perfect line burn on my forearm where I stopped the cookies from falling. I should have tried that on 9/11 when I dropped an entire pan of lasagne onto the floor, ruining everyone's dinner. Say, do I see a pattern developing?
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