"hint gift" of this holiday season

[rmd]

someone who's been trying to convince me to go on the atkin's diet with him gave me a copy of the atkins book for xmas.

Comments

tacky!

[poodlgrl.livejournal.com]

ONe of my close childhood friends, his Italian mother had been alone for like 25 years. One Christmas, someone gave her a book like "Living Celibate and Liking It!" or something. She was so furious.

[quietann.livejournal.com]

oh, that is so tacky! I hope you told him so, too!

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

I guess it's safe to assume that the previous attempts were not met with overwhelming enthusiasm?

"We have a thing on Earth-"
"Had."
"-called tact. Never mind."

[firni.livejournal.com]

Tell the person they obviously "need some fiber" and cram the book up their ass.

[ex-misschili604.livejournal.com]

Gift him with a Book of Mormon.

[firni.livejournal.com]

Or a "Watchtower" subscription. To be hand-delivered by earnest young men in suits.

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

better yet, sign them up for loads and loads of spam.

"hey! spam doesn't have carbs in it!"