suppose i accidentally got my shit together

Cats are known for their naughtiness. Their zoomies that wake you up at 4 am, knocking the salt off the table when you leave the room, or meowing loudly at times where they perceivably have no reason to. Cats are inherently going to get on your nerves, and they like it that way. They get away with it too due to their cute demeanor, their innocent whiskers, and their huge eyes looking like they're in need of a cuddle. If you thought 2025 was chaotic, just wait until you meet the feline felons who turned this year into a full-time comedy show. These furry troublemakers did not just misbehave—they curated a whole story and narrative behind the evil cat doings. Consider this your official wrap-up of the most adorable anarchy ever recorded.

You might wonder to yourself, "it's just a cat, what's the worst that can happen?" But that kind of naivety will get you nowhere when you own one of these incredible rascals. When you're a cat pawrent for long enough, you start understanding how mischievous kitty cats can be. Despite all the chaos, messes, midnight zoomies, and property destruction, we love all these naughty cats for who they are. 

Loss is a part of life, but it doesn't make it any easier to go through grief or sadness when you lose someone close to you. There's a hole there that can't be filled with anything else, and coming to terms with the loss is the best way to move on from it. The story below isn't about loss, but it centers around the potential for loss. The protagonist is a cat mom who's had her cat for 16 years, which is the age of the cat. Now that the cat is 16-years-old, he's having health issues. He has surgery to remove his bladder stones. After the vet, he's not at his full health. It's to be expected, but it doesn't make it easier. 

The old cat won't eat, won't drink. He still is trained to go to the bathroom, but since there's nothing there, he just sits next to his litter box confused. It's heartbreaking for the cat owner to see, and she's tried everything in her power to make her cat son eat, but he won't. She seeks wholesome internet advice on what to do for her cat, as she's not ready to lose her favorite person in the world. 

Let's get the bottom line out of the way first - we're absolutely happy to know this cat is in her forever home. It might take her time to mend the broken trust she's experienced from her previous owners, but it'll come. This kind neighbor who took her in seems to have all the right intentions and means to make this beautiful feline girl right at home - from here on out, and forever. Soon, she won't be the "kind neighbor" who saved this cute cat, but her actual human mama.

Now that the bottom line is at the top, we can continue to what bothers us so much, bubbling under the surface, that we have a mighty need to ask - who in their right mind abandons their cat?! Seriously, who? A cat is not a toy, it's a feline family member. And when you adopt someone into your family - you treat them as such. Especially when we're talking about a cat - a creature who depends on you for all their needs, their safety, their well-being. People who move out and leave their cats behind should be abandoned by society altogether.

But, you know what? We're happy the Cat Distribution System re-distributed this cat to someone who cares for her, who wants her around, who shows her love and kindness. All cats deserve to be safe in a home, never to be abandoned as used furniture. That's just pure evil we can't fathom thinking about.