who ya gonna call?

i had my leg ultrasounded today. the whole length of it from my groin down to the ankle. pretty weird feeling. also, so very very much slime involved. if i got any more slime on me i'd have been able to claim to be a ghostbuster.

good news: the weird soft asymmetrical swelling on my leg is *not* due to a blood clot. (this is why i had my whole leg ultrasounded).

still no clue what's causing it, but at least i know what it isn't.