bow before me, my subjects.

years ago, on my first visit to San Francisco, i sought out and visited the grave of Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. I was delighted to not only find his grave in good repair, but also to find that someone had left flowers there reasonably recently.

and since this was before the graphical web browser, we had to call the SF library to find out where the grave was. because that's how you did these things back then.
( historical lunatic quiz behind the cut )

yay! i'm a discordian saint!