today is pinkslipped

dear today: while i have enjoyed our working relationship in the past immensely, i'm sorry to inform you that i must bring our business relationship to an end. you're fired.

tuesday, you are ON NOTICE.

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twitter sez:

• 12:39 bleah. i don't expect to get some variant of con crud at a frickin casino. attempted overhydrating in progress, but no good results yet. #
• 12:44 @bandy not yet, but who knows what it's up to in my pocket. sneaky phone. #