academic paper of the day. actually, two of them.

First:
The unsuccessful self-treatment of a case of “writer's block”

Second, an epic poem:
Comparative mobility of halogens in reactions of dihalobenzenes with potassium amide in ammonia

I need to find an excuse to cite the first one, however. It was previously cited in A Multisite Cross-Cultural Replication of Unsuccessful Self-Treatment of Writer's Block