THE DESCRIBING OF CATS IS A DIFFICULT MATTER

Adjectives I regularly use to describe my cats in their presence (an incomplete list):

abandoned arthritic awesomest belly-laden best big cat-like $CATNAME-est[1] clever contented coy crotchety deceitful devious disrupted disgruntled enormous evil existential fabulous fastidious fat fattest fine flaccid fluffy furry fuzzy good graceful[2] grey greyest grumbly grumbliest grumpy hidden huge hugest in-between liminal limp lumpy lying malcontented mistreated neglected nervous neurotic noble old oval pathetic pathetic-est pink-nosed poofy prettiest pretty puddley[3] pudgy puffy purring purringest rotten rottenest rumbley rumbliest rusty sad scrtitchy secret silly skittish sleek smooth sneaky snuggly soft softest spherical squeakingest squeaky starving stealthy stiff stinky teeny terrible thumpy tiny tortured underfed vicious waddle-y warm wicked worried worst wretched

[1] eg "Vague-est", "Nikita-est", "Bonaparte-est"
[2] usually used ironically
[3] for when Vague looks like a big puddle of fur