HEY MAINE!

[rmd]

WELCOME TO THE PARTY

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[diego001.livejournal.com]

The Marxist-Leninist Stalinist Chairman Mao Commie Socialist Party?

[rmd.livejournal.com]

the homosexual gay party of gay homosexuality.

MANDATORY SAME-SEX MARRIAGES FOR ALL!

[diego001.livejournal.com]

YAY, ordering all citizens to gay marry!

[lil-brown-bat.livejournal.com]

Against gay marriage? DON'T HAVE ONE!!!

(I want that bumper sticker)

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Oh, but don't you know? Soon all heterosexuals will slave away in the gays' dangerous and cruel maple mines (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05162004.shtml).

[rmd.livejournal.com]

yes, but the thumping eurodisco soundtrack will keep both spirits and productivity high.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Precisely. Nothing better for morale than forced gay marriages, eurodisco, and Evian water rations.

[rmd.livejournal.com]

but the gay women's militia will be divided up into softball teams.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Oho? Why so?

[rmd.livejournal.com]

because gay women's softball is the dykiest dyke thing ever. less so these days, but BACK IN THE DAY, softball was a big thing in the lesbian community.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

See, now that I didn't know.

[kimberlogic.livejournal.com]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lil-brown-bat.livejournal.com]

You weren't supposed to tell about the maple mines!

(I blame Vermont. And Canada.)

[gayathri.livejournal.com]

hee! YAY!!!

[evwhore.livejournal.com]

Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30475)

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is what I was referencing. :)

[diego001.livejournal.com]

That's got to be why - New England is so close to Canada and all that stuff.