OH NO THE FLU IS GONNA GET US

[rmd]

so, presumably as part of the SWINE FLU AWARENESS or something, there are a bunch of posters up that look like a xerox of xerox of xerox of something. they talk about COVER YOUR COUGH and WASH YOUR HANDS and such.

i find myself tempted to do up clipart parodies that talk about how IT'S GOOD TO SHARE and PLEASE REMEMBER TO LICK DOORKNOBS and COUGH INTO YOUR HAND AND THEN SHAKE HANDS WITH PEOPLE.

Comments

[kimberlogic.livejournal.com]

Heh. A guy at work today wanted to share with the next person who opened a storage room door ...

[firni.livejournal.com]

Do it, take photos, and then post to passive-aggressive notes DOT COM.

[kimberlogic.livejournal.com]

I do actually have photos but couldn't post them - this guy masturbated onto a storage room door at our workplace. And then defended his actions. Yeah, it was a rare & interesting day to be an HR person.

[rmd.livejournal.com]

Door fetishist?

That's different.

[cz_unit]

Heh. You know Balticon is coming up, and with it the classic dillema:

She's young, she's hot, she wants you now, she's dressed like Sailor Moon, but she may have the SWINE FLU!!!

So what do you do?

CZ

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

WTF, OVER.

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

Great googli moogli.

[hanseth.livejournal.com]

There was recently a Face Licking Party (http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=76617351025&ref=mf) hosted by The Swine Flu (http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/The-Swine-Flu/76928445414?ref=ts).

[deguspice.livejournal.com]

For more on this topic, I suggest visiting DoIHaveSwineFlu.org (http://www.DoIHaveSwineFlu.org)

[smcmullan.livejournal.com]

you must be a genius in France

[whitebird.livejournal.com]

My. The specialness of that is awfully extra...

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

*giggles*