oh god no. for the love of god NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

there is trading spaces slash fanfic. some of it involves doug.

i need to scrub my brain out with bleach. this is too horrific for words.

i haven't read any, but just the fact that it exists is too horrifying.

woof.

claudia_ and i went out to have dinner with my brother andy this evening, and i got to roll around on the floor with his dogs and pound on them and bite them and get bit and hide under a blanket calling the dogs until the jumped on the blanket and bit at me thru it and just generally got all kinds of excellent dog quality time.

ahhhh. woof!