money makes the world go around

so, i'm going to vegas later this week. and i got a bunch of money out of an ATM earlier tonite and now i have a stack of previously uncirculated $20's, all consecutively numbered and shiny and perfect and new. they even smell new.

i'm fondling and sniffing them and fanning them to feel the texture.

i'm such a freak.

do you know your ass from your elbow?

http://www.assotron.com/arse-or-elbow/# is a quiz to see if you can tell an ass from an elbow.