yay usaf. wtf, sudan

dear sudan: regarding this 2006 incident, please do not threaten to rape members of the usaf and sell them into slavery.

dear usaf: fucking awesome, folks. way to stay levelheaded and not create additional international incidents. yay! also, we are pleased none of you were abducted, raped, and sold into slavery.

insert black-humored halliburton rape joke here