Just a few days too late for all the south park Halloween jokes

Sigh. I think I have pink eye. At least, I was around a bunch of kids over the weekend and now my eye is irritates and generating spooge. So, signs point to pink eye.

I'm hanging out at the mt auburn walk in clinic and I think I've chafed my eyelid with the sandpaper like tissue they have here.

ETA: Yep, verdict is pinkeye.