roadblock-evading fake deaf-mute mormon raper dog cloner. no, seriously.

[rmd]

this is the weirdest headline i've seen in a while. a really long while.

Is Accused 1970s LDS Missionary Raper Today's Dog Cloner?

another article was titled "A cloned dog, a Mormon in mink-lined handcuffs and a tantalising mystery", but i love the part about her being a FAKE DEAF-MUTE ROADBLOCK-EVADING MIME!

Comments

[tamidon.livejournal.com]

wild news week when you add the German exchange student,murder suspect,upper class conman kidnapper

[firni.livejournal.com]

You got me... I had to go to the site to see if it was a rapist who was also a missionary or a raper of missionaries.

[thespian.livejournal.com]

the times online article has pics that show the resemblance *really* clearly.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article4476877.ece

She really knows what to say to a guy.

[jymdyer.livejournal.com]

=v= "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to."

[drglam]

I also really love that she credits the cloning of her dog to GOD.

Because scientists and a pile of money had nothing to do with it.

[whitebird.livejournal.com]

I keep reading it as "LSD Missionary..."