roadblock-evading fake deaf-mute mormon raper dog cloner. no, seriously.

this is the weirdest headline i've seen in a while. a really long while.

Is Accused 1970s LDS Missionary Raper Today's Dog Cloner?

another article was titled "A cloned dog, a Mormon in mink-lined handcuffs and a tantalising mystery", but i love the part about her being a FAKE DEAF-MUTE ROADBLOCK-EVADING MIME!

blah blah twitter blah blah

twitter sez:

• 19:08 ! Is Accused 1970s LDS Missionary Raper Today's Dog Cloner? is.gd/1kqh (she escaped by faking as a deafmute mime is.gd/1j44) #
• 19:08 @adamehirsch you beat me to it! (i found it on mefi) #
• 19:09 @deguspice glad the surgery went well. yay! #
• 19:11 @Firni i used my first vista box today. man, what a pain. and i still couldn't make it behave quite like i wanted. #