the ghost of hp lovecraft visits alaska

[rmd]

either someone has managed to create biological real-world grey goo, or else the lovecraftian elder gods have been unearthed in alaska.

the alaska daily news reports a many-mile long organic unidentified blob is floating along with the ocean current off the coast of alaska.

reports that the blob arranged itself to spell out "i'm ready for my close-up, deadliest catch film crew" have not been confirmed

Comments

[frobzwiththingz.livejournal.com]

As a completely useless and 99.9999% likely to be wrong identification, i'll note that the stuff in the bucket in the second photo looks remarkably like the biological slime that incessantly forms in our sink drainpipes, and i have to clean out every so often. Eww.

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

CREEPY!!

[dfjdejulio.livejournal.com]

http://www.cthulhulives.org/shoggoth/

[lionsburg.livejournal.com]

Its Sarah Pallin's fault. She opened one of the seven seals and released this monstrosity. Why do you think she step down as governor!

[gayathri.livejournal.com]

and giant man eating squids are coming up around san diego. Maybe they'll fight. and crush tokyo!

[charleshaynes.livejournal.com]

You know that giant condom reef that snopes claims doesn't exist? Where do you think the spooge from all those condoms went? You think all those sperm just quietly dispersed?

Hear that hollow laugh.

[rmd.livejournal.com]

wait, that isn't where sperm whales come from?

"It kind of has an odor; I can't describe it," he said.

[keren-s.livejournal.com]

The kind of odor that repelled, yet bewitched me.... the odor of plague-stricken towns and uncovered cemeteries.