from the somerville journal police/fire logs...

[rmd]

3:09 p.m., Engine 3 and Tower 1 responded to a report of a hazardous condition at the post office at 237 Washington St. The post office reportedly received a standard white envelope with a suspicious-looking yellow-orange substance on the envelope. The letter was reportedly sent away to a lab for investigation.

i'm reminded of the joke about the guy who went to the doctor because his penis had turned orange... the doctor examined him and said that everything seemed fine and had the guy been engaging in unusual sexual behavior. the man replied "not really. i don't have a girlfriend so i spend my evenings siting around eating cheetos and jerking off".

Comments

[keren-s.livejournal.com]

great cheetos photo!

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

you know, there's probably at least two[1] sick farks out there who fantasize about doing it in a bathtub full of cheetos.

[1]Ugol's Law says that if there's one, then there's two....

[tmib.livejournal.com]

Just for the record-

The photo linked is hypnox's work, the model is missreagan. Don't know if you care or not, but I just figured I'd let you know the photo credit, since they are both Seattle folks I've met, and I know they both like to get credited for their work when possible. :)

[rmd.livejournal.com]

aha! i didn't know who took the photo, but i knew missreagan was the model. the pic got posted on fantasygoat's lj (captioned "hottest. thing. ever." or some such), and she eventually found it there and commented, which is how i found out who the model was.

it seemed an appropriate pic for the context. :-)

I know they both like to get credited for their work when possible.

CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE! it's a fun pic. i think the best part is the little pile of cheetos on the soap dish. god is in the details.

variation on a theme

[lara68.livejournal.com]

vyx took this photo (http://www.froghouse.org/~lara/images/4.jpg) of me 9 years ago. no bathtub and no cheetos, but i was reminded of it anyway. maybe it will amuse you.

Re: variation on a theme

[rmd.livejournal.com]

totally awesome.