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3:09 p.m., Engine 3 and Tower 1 responded to a report of a hazardous condition at the post office at 237 Washington St. The post office reportedly received a standard white envelope with a suspicious-looking yellow-orange substance on the envelope. The letter was reportedly sent away to a lab for investigation.

i'm reminded of the joke about the guy who went to the doctor because his penis had turned orange... the doctor examined him and said that everything seemed fine and had the guy been engaging in unusual sexual behavior. the man replied "not really. i don't have a girlfriend so i spend my evenings siting around eating cheetos and jerking off".
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