the tires are the thing on your car that make contact with the road

like phish sez: "bummed is what you are when you go out to your car and it's been towed"

truer words were never spoken.

MINE MINE MINE

okay. got the truck back. paid off the towing company and got the ticket off the windshield (because they ticket you, then tow you. everybody gets their cut.)

this will teach me to pay attention to the streetcleaning info when i park near claudia_'s house.

NEWF

i had a dream last night where i went into a house and there was a big newfie dog there. all black and adorable. it wasn't actually fezzik, but he was just as friendly as fezzik was.

this is brilliant

this is just brilliant -- someone has defeated fingerprint biometrics with gummi bears.
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