and how was your morning

[rmd]

having a morning GYN annual exam today resulted in RECTAL EXAM BEFORE BREAKFAST.

hopefully, the day is only uphill from there.

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[diego001.livejournal.com]

Eeep.

[firni.livejournal.com]

Are you stalking me?

[rmd.livejournal.com]

it's a WICKED PISSAH SOMERVILLE CONSPIRACY, BAYBEE.

[firni.livejournal.com]

So tell me, what's a lace-curtain motherfucker like you doing in the Staties?

[rmd.livejournal.com]

my grandmother wanted to be lace curtain. we weren't quite shanty irish, but i don't think we quite made it to lace curtain.

my nephew is in the staties.

did you ever hear me speak to any of my brothers on the phone?

i don't ordinarily have that much of a boston accent. until you put me on the phone, particularly with the brother i worked with for years. THICKEST FUCKIN TOWNIE ACCENT EVAR.

[firni.livejournal.com]

"Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the fuckin' donkey on the weekends. I got that right? Yup. You have different accents? You did, didn't you? You little fuckin' snake. You were like different people."

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Nope. It's just the birds-of-a-feather effect.

[firni.livejournal.com]

*flocks*

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Precisely.