and how was your morning

[rmd]

having a morning GYN annual exam today resulted in RECTAL EXAM BEFORE BREAKFAST.

hopefully, the day is only uphill from there.

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[firni.livejournal.com]

I once had a scope snaked up my ass before breakfast. GOOD TIMES WERE HAD BY ALL.

[rmd.livejournal.com]

yea! i've had that done.

i actually have to make an appt to have that done again. (since i'm a higher risk for ASS CANCER, they want to do a colonoscopy ever 3 years rather than ever 5 as normal for folks whose asses they rotorooter)

[firni.livejournal.com]

They told ME it was every TEN years for those not at high risk for ASS CANCER. Of course, I got mine early, as they usually say "get the first one at 50" but the doctor just had to cram the scope in there to make sure ALL THOSE BLOOD TESTS WERE CORRECT.

I've decided that "IBS" stands for "I'm Baffled, Sheeiiiiiiiiit".