money makes the world go around

[rmd]

so, i'm going to vegas later this week. and i got a bunch of money out of an ATM earlier tonite and now i have a stack of previously uncirculated $20's, all consecutively numbered and shiny and perfect and new. they even smell new.

i'm fondling and sniffing them and fanning them to feel the texture.

i'm such a freak.

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[ceo]

One time during my short and undistinguished career as assistant manager of a record store (the worst job I have EVER had), I managed to drop a cash drawer on the floor of the office while I was balancing it. I remember thinking "I just dropped $5,000 on the floor!"